meaningless shit

With friends like this… who needs enemies…

So hey when Amikolle, was in the hospital, and loneliness was creeping in, I was trying to make new friends, so I could hang out and not get insane, bored or start rationalizing.  So I have met a couple of people who are cool, and have friend potential.  One of them is this chick, code named Biggles.  She is the female version of Officer Hightower in Police Academy.  So at first she was sympathetic and talking to me, listening to my frustrations and what not, then her Granma went south, you know kissed the dirt, bought the farm, pushed the lilies.  Note: Her granma, looked to be the nicest person, and I felt genuinly sorry for her loss, more so that her grand daughter is on the wild and she could use more advice.  So Biggles, was interested in making a move to me, but I am clear, I love Danielle, and I don’t need to cheat or have an affair to survive my crisis.  So I nicely said, hey lets be friends and lets chill.  So the chick, starts changing her attitude with me, but I am thinking its nothing, probably PMS, you never know this days.  One day I called her to talk and what not, and she asked me politely, that she didnt want to talk to me, because she was still sad and whiny, so I hang up.  One week passed by, and I see her online and said, “Hi, are you feeling better now?”, she was like, “yeah, I just didn’t want to talk to you, because you were not the right person, some schmuck called me and he was a better conversation, and now we are dating and fucking (well sort off because she is a virgin, and being that tall you can see why…), so I am like, well good for you.

I’m like well screw that, who needs a person who portraits herself as a super nice person and ends being this megalomaniac gigantor woman from hell.

Not me.

So today, I get this message on my yahoo messenger:

” <biggles808402>: i have a lot of guy friends…i honestly dont need another…no disrespect to you, but now im being honest”

Well, Biggles808402, this is me being honest to you:

This is me, being honest.

This is me, being honest.

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Dear New iPod Nano Owner…

It comes to my attention that you have to shake your iPod to shuffle your playlist.

Dare I say…

If I catch you doing said action out in PUBLIC, I will have no choice but to bitchslap you silly with your own iPod.

Thanks for understanding and not looking like a douchebag in public.

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Why not to run to catch the train…

So yesterday I am standing as usual on the train station waiting for the freaking train to arrive and hoping I can have a seat, since I hate standing, for 20 minutes.  My train passes by, and the front car is nearly empty, so I dashed out to catch it.  I did, but in the process of running like a gazelle, with the grace of an elephant, my work issued phone, flew out my phone carrier, landing on the ledge and bouncing down to the tracks.

I ended up waiting an 1hr, until rush time was over, so that someone could stop a train, walk into the operator cabin, open a small hatch, step into the track and pickup my damn phone. The entire operation took less than 5 minutes.  Bravo for the MTA!!

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Live like it’s your last day on earth

I have not written in a while.  Danielle is off in rehab till September 22nd.  Being away from her is difficult, I miss her so much.  I can’t even talk to her on the phone because she doesn’t have phone privileges.  Then my default answer to my worries kicked in, “when she comes back things will be different…”

This got me to think… (I know… dangerous)

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another.

Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough and we’ll be more content when they are.
After that we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.

We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, when we retire.

The truth is, there’s no better time to be happy than right now.

If not now … when?

Your life will always be filled with challenges. It’s best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway.

One of my favorite quotes comes from Alfred D Souza …

“For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin.  But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.”

This perspective has helped me to see that there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way.

So, treasure every moment that you have. And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time … and remember that time waits for no one …

So stop waiting until you finish school … until you go back to school … until you lose ten pounds … until you gain ten pounds … until you have kids … until your kids leave the house … until you start work … until you retire … until you get married … until you get divorced … until Friday night … until Sunday morning … until you get a new car or home … until your car or home is paid off … until spring, until summer … until fall … until winter … until you are off welfare … until the first or fifteenth … until your song comes on … until you’ve had a drink … until you’ve sobered up … until you die … until you are born again to decide that there is no better time than right now to be happy …

Happiness is a journey … not a destination!!

Thought for the day:

“Work like you don’t need money, Love like you’ve never been hurt, And live like its your last day on earth.”

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Xbox Punishment

A user on CNN’s iReport blog shared an image that could send shivers down your spine. When their two children wouldn’t behave while playing the original Xbox, the husband of iReport user Kingfry of Mechanicsville, Virginia, punished the pair by nailing the system to a tree in the backyard. Honestly, we wouldn’t be surprised if the Xbox was still functional — that thing was a beast. Well if that is the case, and since that tree seems fairly tall, may we suggest a wireless internet adapter?

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