Sunday, August 31st, 2008
by badr
Ok here is the thing. My ex gf has my Wii. I bought it for her, but only while we were together. Does that makes sense? I think so, considering I took her to Puerto Rico, got her a Laptop, and a Wii for Xmas (she didnt get me shit). I realize that now, 9 months after we broke up, she freaking screwed me.
So I wrote her this email:
“Dear Celinia;
After lots of thought I would like my Wii back. I bought it as a christmas gift so we could play together, but since we broke up, I have not enjoyed one bit of it, and Im think its onloy fair, that since you got everything else includingnthe laptop i got for you, that you let me keep the wii because i bought it with my money. I allowed myou nto use it, but in the very least it should have been split up. Not fair i bought it for you, and now your boyfriend is playing it.
So when is the best time for you (not your bf) to drop it by?
Gilbert”
Dunno what she will reply. Its worth a shot anyways.
Monday, August 18th, 2008
by badr
A user on CNN’s iReport blog shared an image that could send shivers down your spine. When their two children wouldn’t behave while playing the original Xbox, the husband of iReport user Kingfry of Mechanicsville, Virginia, punished the pair by nailing the system to a tree in the backyard. Honestly, we wouldn’t be surprised if the Xbox was still functional — that thing was a beast. Well if that is the case, and since that tree seems fairly tall, may we suggest a wireless internet adapter?
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
by badr
The only thing I have to say is, iWish.
Thursday, May 1st, 2008
by badr
What do the authors of Grand Theft Auto IV think about Apple users? Tossers. (Warning: definition link NSFW). They’ve embedded a brilliant Apple parody into one of the Internet cafe computers in the game.
Among other points, they take down Apple (called “Fruit”) for being overpriced minimalism. A white shiny unit, superficially similar to the “i” sits next to a near-cinema display and readers are encouraged to “Think Fruit” and live in the Fruit Cocoon.
And if that’s not enough, the site advertises a new banana-shaped iFruit phone. Its sales points made me laugh out loud: No buttons, no reception, no storage capacity, all Ego!
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