With friends like this… who needs enemies…
Monday, September 22nd, 2008
by badr
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So hey when Amikolle, was in the hospital, and loneliness was creeping in, I was trying to make new friends, so I could hang out and not get insane, bored or start rationalizing. So I have met a couple of people who are cool, and have friend potential. One of them is this chick, code named Biggles. She is the female version of Officer Hightower in Police Academy. So at first she was sympathetic and talking to me, listening to my frustrations and what not, then her Granma went south, you know kissed the dirt, bought the farm, pushed the lilies. Note: Her granma, looked to be the nicest person, and I felt genuinly sorry for her loss, more so that her grand daughter is on the wild and she could use more advice. So Biggles, was interested in making a move to me, but I am clear, I love Danielle, and I don’t need to cheat or have an affair to survive my crisis. So I nicely said, hey lets be friends and lets chill. So the chick, starts changing her attitude with me, but I am thinking its nothing, probably PMS, you never know this days. One day I called her to talk and what not, and she asked me politely, that she didnt want to talk to me, because she was still sad and whiny, so I hang up. One week passed by, and I see her online and said, “Hi, are you feeling better now?”, she was like, “yeah, I just didn’t want to talk to you, because you were not the right person, some schmuck called me and he was a better conversation, and now we are dating and fucking (well sort off because she is a virgin, and being that tall you can see why…), so I am like, well good for you.
I’m like well screw that, who needs a person who portraits herself as a super nice person and ends being this megalomaniac gigantor woman from hell.
Not me.
So today, I get this message on my yahoo messenger:
” <biggles808402>: i have a lot of guy friends…i honestly dont need another…no disrespect to you, but now im being honest”
Well, Biggles808402, this is me being honest to you:
This is me, being honest.
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