A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, “I’m too young to die,” she cried. Then she yelled, “If I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?”

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped…

Then, he spoke…

“Iron this — and then get me a beer.”

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It’s close to 9pm and I am still at the office.  That just cut a good 2hrs off playing Borderlands… We have a big project for January that needs to get done this week, because of all the holidays and being the perfectionist I am, when it comes to work, I am making sure all the images work as they should.

Don’t get me wrong… Most of the times I am heading out of work at 6pm sharp, but this is one of those projects that if you do them in record time, it looks good with the bosses.  Somehow this company has that effect, people here love their work and they make sure everything else is good around the alley.

I have never worked in a company like this one… I love it so far.

My boss is pretty cool, he is pretty laid back he lets us learn processes as long as it might take us.  For example, I wanted to make the OS images so that there was zero interference from the Techs, and although it took me a week (well I spent about 2-3hrs per day working on it), I was able to get it going how I wanted and in the end it paid off because my boss noticed my interest and initiative, which is pretty cool.  I guess  I have never been part of an entourage that keeps in mind the hard work we do around here.

Well my last machine just finished imaging, and I will be on my wait out to localhost for a well deserved R & R.

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